Minisode! Fallogies

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Dear Autumn,

Where the FACK are you? I'm sitting here with a pile of scarves and we're wondering why you hate us. I want to make a ghosted pun but it's too painful. It's 104 degrees in LA and in tombstones on people's lawns -- when it feels like July -- is just creepy and fucked up. 

I understand that the Earth is roasting like a game hen but I hope you come back. To woo you, I made a minisode with the world's weirdest fall ologies and I hope that you like it and you return. I had to order a chai tea iced and I want to pour it down my back to cope, but just know that you're very adored and California is waiting for you. 

Lovelorn,

Ward 

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Theme song by Nick Thorburn

Links to things discussed:

CUCURBITOLOGY

Disgusting turnip face

Gourd Care 101

AUTUMN PHENOLOGY

Fall is so hot tho

Why the leaves turn — but notsomuch this year

Autumn, we want you back

CHIROPTEROLOGY

Vampire bats and their chicken lickin’ 

Bat facts a plenty

CASUAL DEMONOLOGY

The doctor is in

ENTOMOPATHOLOGY

Zombies are real, y’all

Like really

Alie Ward